RIP Expressing Ourselves Through Clothing at Michaels
Late Summer 2006-August 31, 2008
You will be missed.
Much complaining was done by all of us today. None of us wanted you to go, but alas, Corporate decided it was your time. We don't believe your absence will solve anything, as the general public is mostly clueless anyway.
But our voices were not heard on this matter. And for this, we are sorry.
With thoughts of you in our minds, a bunch of us shall dress in khaki and black and hang out in the store for hours when we are NOT working. And therefore will not have to be of assistance. Plenty of evil plans, I has them.
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On the same note, I was outside right before close tonight. I was wearing a RED Michaels apron, pushing multiple RED carriages with 'MICHAELS' written on them, in the parking lot where the building with matching colors and logos loomed behind me.
Someone got out of their car and asked me if I worked there.
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What the hell, people.